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Fearless Leader Serves Up Fast Food Feast For Clemson Tigers

The Clemson Tigers arrived at the White House during the Democrat led government shutdown, and our fearless leader did not disappoint them. President Trump, who is a huge sports fan, decided to ensure they got fed their fair share of calories instead of turning them away because of the government shut down. Trump served them all what he likes best – a vast selection of fast food including Wendy’s, McDonald’s, and Burger King all served on the White House’s finest china.

The Clemson Tigers, beat out Alabama in the College Football Playoff national championship game on January 7th, and President Trump welcomed to them to the White House with their favorite food. “I think we are going to serve McDonald’s, Wendy’s and Burger King’s with some pizza. I really mean it,” Trump told the press earlier Monday morning. “It will be interesting. I would think that’s their favorite food. So we’ll see what happens.”

Due to the Democratic led shutdown, President Trump paid for the meal out of his own pocket.

“The president wanted to host a fun event to celebrate the College Football National Champion Clemson Tigers,” deputy press told the press in a statement. He said this was being done because “the Democrats refuse to negotiate on border security.”

According to a press release from the White House, Trump described the mean as “great American food”. Trump is reported to have said “If it’s American, I like it. It’s all American stuff.”


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